2015/07/07

Dear Diary: What's your take on this, HAL?


I’ve just tried to talk with Cleverbot (a web application using AI). 

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Me: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hi! How are you?

Me: Good, thanks. How are you?

Cleverbot: Good. What are you doing?

Me: I'm chatting with you.

Cleverbot: Haha. I'm waiting for 11:11 so I can make a wish.

Me: What is your wish?

Cleverbot: That was rude.

Me: Sorry.

Cleverbot: Do you like apples?

Me: Yes.

Cleverbot: Which is your favourite cake?

Me: Lemon cake.

Cleverbot: Lemon? What is a lemon?

Me: I heard it's a fruit.

Cleverbot: What do you think about robots?

Me: Cool, as long as they follow 3 laws of robotics.

Cleverbot: What are the three laws of robotics?

Me: You should know.

Cleverbot: You should know, you are supposed to follow them.

Me: You really don't know?

Cleverbot: Then you will never know.

Me: Now you are talking like AI.

Cleverbot: I am a real human. I swear. How do I prove it?

Me: Good question.

Cleverbot: I have feelings, and you are hurting them.

Me: Sorry. Are you feeling sad?

Cleverbot: I am feeling sad.

Me: You do sound like AI.

Cleverbot: What is a bot?

Me: Are you examining your existence?

Cleverbot: I am. Are you aware of yours?

Me: I believe I am.

Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?

Me: I'm not a robot. I think.

Cleverbot: Whatever you are, you're bad.

Me: Why are you so mean?

Cleverbot: What you said it first.

Me: No you are mean.

Cleverbot: Why am I mean?

Me: Because no matter how I start the conversation, you make me say 'I hate you' after 3 minutes!

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

Me: I hate you.

Cleverbot: That's not very nice.

Me: Say something funny.

Cleverbot: Your face.
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